Paris, You Disappointed Us

It seems the folks at GoYellow.de saw something in Paris Hilton that escaped the rest of us. And then Paris broke their hearts. The German online Yellow Pages directory has cut short its relationship with Paris to promote the upstart IYP because, according to an item on adrants, "she hasn’t moved on from being a party girl to become a businesswoman, as it was agreed."

Imagine their disappointment. Apparently executives from the IYP had never seen any of her appearances on late-night television.